I can see it now, man thinks he has an item delivered only to find a card has been put through his letterbox, hee hee, it’s brilliant, it could be a series, why not see if the BBC will commission it?
Can’t wait for your next masterpiece, milkman delivers full fat in error of semi-skimmed
Almost as amusing is your obsession with my size, does calling people small make you feel big?
Just for your information according to the last ONS figures I can find I am taller than the average UK male and certainly weigh more
As for avoiding any further contact I assume this means you won’t be sending any more Private Messages asking to ‘chat’
