What is your naughtiest moment?

[Deleted User 5375]

I don't mean just naughty rainwear. On a few posts here people have mentioned stealing partners raincoats, that sort of thing.

When I was a young teenager I stole plastic baby pants from the local shop. I have never stolen anything else, and I would have preferred to pay, but we had no young children in the family, and my parents knew the shopkeepers very well. I could imagine... "do you have family visiting with a baby?". "No, why?". "Oh I just wondered why your son was buying plastic baby pants the other day".

The oants were extra large, but even still, they were too small. The only time I could be private was bath time on a sunday evening (yes back then most people only had one bath a week). I would put the pants on very carefully, they were very very tight. It was great! After a couple of minutes the sides would split under the pressure. The elastic in the leg and waist stayed intact, so I could continue wearing them, but it wasn't as good.

In all I think I took three or four pairs over several months. I hated taking them, but got a thrill once outside the shop. I abused the pants for several weeks until there was so little left they had to be thrown out.

[WealdenMac]

I did something similar a couple of times when sorting through donations for my junior school's jumble sales. It was tricky finding the opportunity to enjoy them, however speedily, since my parents rarely went out. it was also a bit risky as, if the school had found out, I would almost certainly have been caned.

[Deleted User 5375]

I did something similar a couple of times when sorting through donations for my junior school's jumble sales. It was tricky finding the opportunity to enjoy them, however speedily, since my parents rarely went out. it was also a bit risky as, if the school had found out, I would almost certainly have been caned.

What sort of items did you find in the donations?

[WealdenMac]

A few pairs of plastic pants and a sort of proper plastic shower cap if I remember correctly.

[ilikecoated]

it was also a bit risky as, if the school had found out, I would almost certainly have been caned.

Just try to imagine the feeling of being caned on the bottom while being forced to wear the stolen plastic pants!

[WealdenMac]

it was also a bit risky as, if the school had found out, I would almost certainly have been caned.

Just try to imagine the feeling of being caned on the bottom while being forced to wear the stolen plastic pants!

No such luck, I'm afraid. It usually amounted to one on each hand administered by the senior master in front of his class, who surreptitiously looked on in the hope of some sort of shenanigans.

[Rain89]

I took back my ex girlfriend’s raincoat after she left it hanging on the coat rack without ever wearing it. Here’s the kicker; before I ever gave it to her, and after I took it back (I bought it with my own money), I had some fun with it in my bedroom. She never knew because I cleaned it before handing it to her.

[Meroving]

I stayed overnight at my friend's place a couple of years ago. He showed me his house around and as we walked around, I noticed this yellow plastic raincoat tossed in the corner of the laundry. It was glossy yellow plastic, hood that can be pulled tight, even had someone's name written in it with a sharpie.
I couldn't resist the urge at night (around 4 am) to sneak down to the laundry as quiet as I could to have a look at it as it was still waiting tossed in the same spot. Took it to my room with fast but quiet steps and I had quite a bit of fun in it for an hour or so. I had to sneak it back bc it would have been looked for for sure. If he caught me, would have cost our friendship, I am sure. But it was worth it as a challenge.

[Deleted User 5375]

..even had someone's name written in it with a sharpie

Was it a girls or boys name? I'd love the idea of it belonging to a woman and wondering what she got up to in it?

[Meroving]

..even had someone's name written in it with a sharpie

Was it a girls or boys name? I'd love the idea of it belonging to a woman and wondering what she got up to in it?

It was a boy's name, it was supposedly his younger brother's raincoat.